Punk Rocks for Kids Who Can't Skate, by Destructo Disk

Punk Rocks for Kids Who Can't Skate

by Destructo Disk

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friedchicken1281 please play more shows in Winchester i became a fan to late Favorite track: Batty for you.

metalmcintire Too many good songs to only pick one :) Favorite track: cops/dogs.

gwar1233 You guys were my biggest inspiration for me to get back into my local punk scene and you guys just rock Favorite track: Glenda.

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Limited Edition First Pressing Vinyl LP
Record/Vinyl + Digital Album
Limited to 500 foil-stamped 12" vinyl records in "Death Pact" variant (Magenta/Red Color-in-Color + yellow/violet splatter). Includes a colored lyric insert.

This first-ever DD vinyl record was funded by YOU (the fans) thru Kickstarter in 2020. It was a long wait but they're finally here! Pressed by Furnace MFG in 2021 and sold/distributed exclusively through the band and our record label :)

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First Pressing CD
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SHR 002: Destructo Disk - Punk Rocks for Kids Who Can't Skate

*******ALL PRE-ORDERS COME WITH A HANDMADE DESTRUCTO DISK LYRIC ZINE*******

Destructo Disk's seminal compilation album gets a physical pressing for the first time ever. Triple gatefold digipak designed by the band with love. This album contains the first EP, all music released on separate splits, and singles exclusive to the original release of the compilation. If any of that sounds confusing, the tracklist on the back of the CD case is color-coded with a key so you can tell exactly where all the songs originally came from :)

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Second Pressing CD
Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album
The first CD reissue by Sockhead Records. This time around, the album features 4 exclusive bonus tracks from the upcoming DD LP, engineered by Will Beasley, as well as a recording from the very first Destructo Disk Practice in 2015. This pressing matches the design of the upcoming vinyl release, but with a new color scheme exclusive to this pressing.

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Third Pressing CD + Sticker
Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album
***All CDs come with a limited edition Destructo Disk Daria sticker crafted by Faith Mann***

The 3rd CD pressing of this album, once again limited to 100 copies; now with another alternate color scheme and new layout art. This pressing was first sold at the album's vinyl release show on July 16, 2021 in Winchester, VA. The first 60 CDs were sold at that show, and given out for free with some random online merch orders; leaving only 40 left to sell on bandcamp.

This 3rd pressing has its own exclusive bonus tracks, including the 4 track "Cant Skate" instrumental EP, 2 demos from 2016, and a new exclusive reprise version of "Power of Christ."

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Fourth Pressing CD
Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album
***NO INTERNATIONAL ORDERS AT THIS TIME. IF YOU ORDER INTERNATIONALLY, WE WILL ISSUE A REFUND.***

4th Pressing. Limited to 100 CDs. Featuring another new color scheme and bonus tracks from more a recent EP and the Vinyl release show on 7/16/2021 at Bright Box Theater in Winchester, VA.

Bonus tracks engineered by Isaac Foltz. CD design by Destructo Disk.

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First Edition Cassette Tape - Yellow
Cassette + Digital Album
The 2018 debut album by Destructo Disk. Available on cassette tape for the first time. Includes a bonus track that was previously only available on the vinyl pressing.
Limited Edition of 100

***NO INTERNATIONAL ORDERS***

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Summer 2023 Tour CD
Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album
4th CD Reissue of the 2018 debut Destructo Disk album made exclusively for their 2nd tour in Summer of 2023. Now that it's Fall we're putting the last 20 up for sale! FEATURING 10 BONUS TRACKS, SOME UNRELEASED.

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1.	THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU 00:56		buy track
2.	I Wish I was a Riot Grrrl 02:25		buy track
3.	cops/dogs 02:01		buy track
4.	You're standing on my neck (Splendora cover) (free) 01:20	info	download
5.	Sockhead 03:53		buy track
6.	Glenda 03:14		buy track
7.	Death Pact 04:31		buy track
8.	Batty for you 03:55		buy track
9.	Wolf Fang Fist 04:29		buy track
10.	Slow Dude 03:46		buy track
11.	George Romero is (un)dead 02:58		buy track
12.	Electric Sockhead 04:22		buy track
13.	Keef America Gr8 02:53		buy track

about

'Punk Rocks for Kids Who Can't Skate' is the first full release by Destructo Disk. It was posted to their bandcamp page on December 29, 2018, but it hit Spotify a few months prior. The compilation album consists of an EP from 2017, songs from 3 splits, and 4 singles. With 13 tracks in total, this album has something for everybody.

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released December 29, 2018

Tracks 1-5 Engineered by Danny Halpren at Kind Lion Sound
Every other track Engineered by Leah Miller at Front & Center Recordings
Track 4 Originally Written by Splendora, we have nothing to do with it.

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Sockhead Records Richmond, Virginia

DIY record label from Winchester, VA. Now operating out of Richmond, VA.

Est. 2019

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